Chuck Norris jokes (181 to 195)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 181 to 195. |
President Roosevelt once rode ...
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.Kryptonite has been found to c...
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Weeping Willows are a result o...
Weeping Willows are a result of Chuck Norris yelling at trees for not being tough enough.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can lick his elbo...
Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris does not beg to d...
Chuck Norris does not beg to differ. Differ begs to Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie ...
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When Arnold says "I'll be back...
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in the Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Mr. Clean is really Chuck Norr...
Mr. Clean is really Chuck Norris with a shaved head and an ear-ring.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When Chuck Norris watches a po...
When Chuck Norris watches a pot, it boils immediately.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Time waits for no man. Unless ...
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The chief export of Chuck Norr...
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris built a time mach...
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Before science was invented it...
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.#joke #short #chuck-norris
In honor of Chuck Norris, all ...
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kic...
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' butt. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.#joke #short #chuck-norris
