Chuck Norris jokes (166 to 180)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 166 to 180. |
Kobe Bryant passes the ball to...
Kobe Bryant passes the ball to Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Filming on location for Walker...
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.#joke #chuck-norris #animal #lamb
There are no weapons of mass d...
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris counted to infini...
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris is the only man t...
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.When the boogie man goes to sl...
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris invented water....
Chuck Norris invented water.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten ...
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuc...
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Aliens DO indeed exist. They j...
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can eat just one ...
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.If you want a list of Chuck No...
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris does the Sunday N...
Chuck Norris does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Everyday, Chuck Norris goes fo...
Everyday, Chuck Norris goes for a short walk, just to keep the planet spinning.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When Chuck Norris plays Monopo...
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.#joke #short #chuck-norris