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Chuck Norris jokes (166 to 180)

Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 166 to 180.

Kobe Bryant passes the ball to...

Kobe Bryant passes the ball to Chuck Norris.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.20/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (5)

Filming on location for Walker...

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
#joke #chuck-norris #animal #lamb
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.64/10

Rating: 2.6/10 (75)

There are no weapons of mass d...

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.46/10

Rating: 3.5/10 (13)

Chuck Norris counted to infini...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.52/10

Rating: 2.5/10 (52)

Chuck Norris is the only man t...

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #sport #tennis
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.89/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (54)

When the boogie man goes to sl...

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.38/10

Rating: 4.4/10 (13)

Chuck Norris invented water....

Chuck Norris invented water.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.06/10

Rating: 2.1/10 (63)

Chuck Norris has a pet kitten ...

Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.85/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (60)

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuc...

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (50)

Aliens DO indeed exist. They j...

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.86/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (44)

Chuck Norris can eat just one ...

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #food #potato
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.73/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (15)

If you want a list of Chuck No...

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.41/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (44)

Chuck Norris does the Sunday N...

Chuck Norris does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.22/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (60)

Everyday, Chuck Norris goes fo...

Everyday, Chuck Norris goes for a short walk, just to keep the planet spinning.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.56/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (64)

When Chuck Norris plays Monopo...

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.95/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (57)

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