Chuck Norris jokes (151 to 165)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 151 to 165. |
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minut...
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The Bermuda Triangle used to b...
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Ro...
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.#joke #short #chuck-norris
If you spell Chuck Norris in S...
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris wrote every singl...
Chuck Norris wrote every single edition of the Choose Your Own Adventure books. He wrote them all under pennames to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris recently added "m...
Chuck Norris recently added "moose" to his list of "animals that tried to fight me and lost."There is no Ctrl button on Chu...
There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. #joke #short #chuck-norris
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he...
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Splenda sales are up because C...
Splenda sales are up because Chuck Norris has no Equal.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris beat Ray Charles ...
Chuck Norris beat Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest. At the same time.#joke #short #chuck-norris
There is no chin under Chuck N...
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Most people put their pants on...
Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris has the greatest ...
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. #joke #short #chuck-norris
Contrary to popular belief, th...
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The original title for Star Wa...
The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
