Chuck Norris jokes (136 to 150)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 136 to 150. |
Chuck Norris has to register e...
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The opening scene of the movie...
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris was banned from c...
Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
Chuck Norris doesn't read book...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris invented the Caes...
Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb. #joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris once shot an enem...
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauc...
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The grass is always greener on...
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris once ate an entir...
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. #joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris' lucky number is ...
Chuck Norris' lucky number is one, because that's how many tries it takes him to accomplish any task.#joke #short #chuck-norris
In the Words of Julius Caesar,...
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
In the back of the Guinness Bo...
In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states "All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris' records." #joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star...
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies...as the Force.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris once broke the la...
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can make snow ang...
Chuck Norris can make snow angels on a concrete slab.#joke #short #chuck-norris
