Chuck Norris jokes (121 to 135)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 121 to 135. |
Chuck Norris can divide by zer...
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Do you know why Baskin Robbins...
Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.#joke #short #chuck-norris
If at first you don't succeed,...
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the...
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.#joke #short #chuck-norris
"Brokeback Mountain" is not ju...
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Guns don't kill people. Chuck ...
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris got his drivers l...
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a...
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Godzilla is a Japanese renditi...
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Scientifically speaking, it is...
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris doesn't kill two ...
Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone, he kills two stones with one bird.Chuck Norris was in the amazon...
Chuck Norris was in the amazon one day when he was bit by a vicious snake. After 3 days of pain and suffering... the snake died.In a fight between Batman and ...
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. #joke #short #chuck-norris
It is said that looking into C...
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Someone once tried to tell Chu...
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.#joke #short #chuck-norris
