Chuck Norris jokes (106 to 120)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 106 to 120. |
Chuck Norris eats the core of ...
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.Superman wears Chuck Norris pa...
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Industrial logging isn't the c...
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff,...
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.Chuck Norris once tried to def...
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris' credit cards hav...
Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the per...
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Newton's Third Law is wrong: A...
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris originally appear...
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Chuck replied, "That's no glitch."#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris once kicked a hor...
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.The show Survivor had the orig...
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon...
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.Chuck Norris doesn't fly throu...
Chuck Norris doesn't fly through the air, the air moves out of his way.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris only has one hand...
Chuck Norris only has one hand. The upper hand.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Tom Clancy has to pay royaltie...
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.#joke #short #chuck-norris
