Chuck Norris jokes (91 to 105)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 91 to 105. |
Contrary to popular belief, th...
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.#joke #short #chuck-norris
James Cameron wanted Chuck Nor...
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.#joke #short #chuck-norris
To be or not to be? That is th...
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The US did not boycott the 198...
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.Chuck Norris once roundhouse k...
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can actually brea...
Chuck Norris can actually breath fire.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. H...
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can juggle 12 bar...
Chuck Norris can juggle 12 bar stools when drunk but only 8 when sober.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris' belly button is ...
Chuck Norris' belly button is actually a power outlet.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The leading causes of death in...
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris graduated from sc...
Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
"Sweating bullets" is literall...
"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris was once a knight...
Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Ice isn't frozen water, it's w...
Ice isn't frozen water, it's water that is scared stiff by Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris covers his Slip '...
Chuck Norris covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel.#joke #short #chuck-norris
