Chuck Norris jokes (76 to 90)

Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 76 to 90.

Rainbows are what happens when...

Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 3.25/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (65)

Chuck Norris can speak braille...

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 3.41/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (56)

SLIDESHOW #161 - Funny Photo Slideshow

Chuck Norris can drink soup wi...

Chuck Norris can drink soup with a fork faster than you can beg for mercy.

#joke #short #chuck-norris #food #soup

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 5.25/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (12)

Chuck Norris can skip water on...

Chuck Norris can skip water on a rock.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 3.38/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (60)

Every time a bell rings Chuck ...

Every time a bell rings Chuck Norris kills a bear.

#joke #short #chuck-norris #animal #bear

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 1.88/10

Rating: 1.9/10 (51)

When Chuck Norris gives you th...

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 5.40/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (5)

The reason newborn babies cry ...

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (13)

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 2.88/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (17)

Leading hand sanitizers claim ...

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 2.94/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (18)

Chuck Norris doesn't shower; h...

Chuck Norris doesn't shower; he only takes blood baths.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 4.50/10

Rating: 4.5/10 (12)

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut...

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

#joke #short #chuck-norris #food #butter

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 4.50/10

Rating: 4.5/10 (14)

Chuck Norris once punched a ma...

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 5.50/10

Rating: 5.5/10 (16)

A duck's quack does not echo. ...

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 5.86/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (14)

Chuck Norris doesn't brush his...

Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth, he scares the plaque off each morning by snarling in the mirror.

#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 3.52/10

Rating: 3.5/10 (42)

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
#joke #short #chuck-norris

Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Currently 7.25/10

Rating: 7.3/10 (4)

Chuck Norris jokes (76 to 90)

Rainbows are what happens when...

Chuck Norris can speak braille...

Chuck Norris can drink soup wi...

Chuck Norris can skip water on...

Every time a bell rings Chuck ...

When Chuck Norris gives you th...

The reason newborn babies cry ...

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...

Leading hand sanitizers claim ...

Chuck Norris doesn't shower; h...

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut...

Chuck Norris once punched a ma...

A duck's quack does not echo. ...

Chuck Norris doesn't brush his...

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. #joke #short #chuck-norris

Jokes Archive

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
#joke #short #chuck-norris