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Chuck Norris jokes (61 to 75)

Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 61 to 75.

Chuck Norris beat Super Mario ...

Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Brothers from right to left.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.73/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (15)

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles ...

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.44/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (18)

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Chuck Norris was once charged ...

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders, but the Judge dropped the charges because Chuck Norris doesn't "attempt" murder.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.13/10

Rating: 5.1/10 (15)

All your base are belong to Ch...

All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.76/10

Rating: 2.8/10 (17)

Can't touch this

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.44/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (66)

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidd...

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.67/10

Rating: 2.7/10 (15)

Chuck Norris has two speeds. W...

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.00/10

Rating: 4.0/10 (11)

Chuck Norris frequently donate...

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.62/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (13)

Chuck Norris doesn't worry abo...

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.71/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (17)

Brett Favre can throw a footba...

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #sport #football
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.17/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (6)

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's ...

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.40/10

Rating: 4.4/10 (60)

When ghosts go camping, they s...

When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.95/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (61)

Life insurance premiums are ba...

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.20/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (55)

Chuck Norris was once on Celeb...

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (55)

Chuck Norris qualified with a ...

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.69/10

Rating: 5.7/10 (13)

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