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Chuck Norris jokes (46 to 60)

Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 46 to 60.

Jesus can walk on water, but C...

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 7.20/10

Rating: 7.2/10 (5)

When you open a can of whoop-a...

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.40/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (5)

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If Superman and The Flash were...

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.90/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (10)

There is no such thing as torn...

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.88/10

Rating: 3.9/10 (8)

Chuck Norris can make onions c...

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #food #onion
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.45/10

Rating: 2.5/10 (11)

Chuck Norris is the reason why...

Chuck Norris is the reason why the chicken crossed the road.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #animal #chicken
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.75/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (8)

Some magicians can walk on wat...

Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.80/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (5)

Chuck Norris won't fight Justi...

Chuck Norris won't fight Justin Bieber because he doesn't hit girls.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.90/10

Rating: 4.9/10 (10)

Chuck Norris can has cheezburg...

Chuck Norris can has cheezburger.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.57/10

Rating: 5.6/10 (7)

In 1990, Chuck Norris founded ...

In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

Chuck Norris can squeeze orang...

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #fruit #lemon #orange #drinks #juice
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.88/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (59)

Chuck Norris can take an arrow...

Chuck Norris can take an arrow in the knee.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (78)

Chuck Norris doesn't step on t...

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.71/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (17)

Google won't search for Chuck ...

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.50/10

Rating: 3.5/10 (18)

When Chuck Norris goes to dona...

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.93/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (14)

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