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Chuck Norris jokes (31 to 45)

Chuck Norris jokes (31 to 45)

Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 31 to 45.

Harlem does the Chuck Norris s...

Harlem does the Chuck Norris shake.
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Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.88/10

Rating: 3.9/10 (8)

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In the words of Julius Caesar,...

In the words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 6.10/10

Rating: 6.1/10 (10)

A mighty crack was heard aroun...

A mighty crack was heard around the world as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the supercontinent, Pangaea, beginning continental drift.
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Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.10/10

Rating: 5.1/10 (10)

Chuck Norris does not need Twi...

Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.90/10

Rating: 4.9/10 (10)

Chuck Norris knows what the do...

Chuck Norris knows what the double rainbow means.
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Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.86/10

Rating: 4.9/10 (7)

The grass is always greener on...

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there; then the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 6.13/10

Rating: 6.1/10 (8)

In an act of great philanthrop...

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck Norris donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research to the American Cancer Society.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.56/10

Rating: 5.6/10 (9)

If you woke up this morning, i...

If you woke up this morning, it means Chuck Norris spared your life.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 6.50/10

Rating: 6.5/10 (4)

Ghosts are actually caused by ...

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 6.63/10

Rating: 6.6/10 (8)

When Chuck Norris wants an egg...

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.89/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (9)

Kids go to sleep with a teddy ...

Kids go to sleep with a teddy bear. Chuck norris goes to sleep with an actual bear.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.17/10

Rating: 5.2/10 (6)

Chuck Norris invented KFC's fa...

Chuck Norris invented KFC's famous secret recipe, with 11 herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the 12th ingredient: Fear
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.86/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (7)

Chuck Norris wrote all the Cho...

Chuck Norris wrote all the Choose Your Own Adventure books under pen names to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.86/10

Rating: 3.9/10 (7)

Curiosity killed the cat. Chuc...

Curiosity killed the cat. Chuck Norris killed Curiosity.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 6.63/10

Rating: 6.6/10 (8)

A man taunted Chuck Norris by ...

A man taunted Chuck Norris by holding a bag of Lays potato chips in front of him and saying "Betcha can't just one!" Chuck Norris subsequently ate the chips, the bag, and the man whole.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.60/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (5)

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