Chuck Norris jokes (31 to 45)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 31 to 45. |
In the words of Julius Caesar,...
In the words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face.#joke #short #chuck-norris
A mighty crack was heard aroun...
A mighty crack was heard around the world as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the supercontinent, Pangaea, beginning continental drift.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris does not need Twi...
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris knows what the do...
Chuck Norris knows what the double rainbow means.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The grass is always greener on...
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there; then the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.#joke #short #chuck-norris
In an act of great philanthrop...
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck Norris donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research to the American Cancer Society.#joke #short #chuck-norris
If you woke up this morning, i...
If you woke up this morning, it means Chuck Norris spared your life.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Ghosts are actually caused by ...
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg...
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.Kids go to sleep with a teddy ...
Kids go to sleep with a teddy bear. Chuck norris goes to sleep with an actual bear.Chuck Norris invented KFC's fa...
Chuck Norris invented KFC's famous secret recipe, with 11 herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the 12th ingredient: Fear#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris wrote all the Cho...
Chuck Norris wrote all the Choose Your Own Adventure books under pen names to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Curiosity killed the cat. Chuc...
Curiosity killed the cat. Chuck Norris killed Curiosity.A man taunted Chuck Norris by ...
A man taunted Chuck Norris by holding a bag of Lays potato chips in front of him and saying "Betcha can't just one!" Chuck Norris subsequently ate the chips, the bag, and the man whole.Chuck Norris and Superman once...
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.#joke #short #chuck-norris
