Chuck Norris jokes (346 to 360)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 346 to 360. |
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky...
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.Chuck Norris can make Batman c...
Chuck Norris can make Batman cry.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Jack was nimble, Jack was quic...
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The only sure things are Death...
The only sure things are Death and Taxes...and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris has an ongoing fe...
Chuck Norris has an ongoing feud with the Keebler elves. It started when they stole his idea for putting a kitchen in a tree. While the elves now make subpar cookies in the tree, Chuck's tree contains a fully functioning crystal meth lab.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The square root of Chuck Norri...
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzena...
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?". Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart."
Jean Claud VanDam said, "I would be Bethoven."
Arnold then said, "I'll be Bach!"
#joke #short #chuck-norris
