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Short jokes - funny one liners (5921 to 5960)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 5921 to 5960. |
When you truly don't care
When you truly don't care when anyone thinks of you, you have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom. #joke #short
Fall in love
They say the only way to get over a broken heart is to fall in love again. So i fell in love with myself. Best relationship in. my life. #joke #short
Q: What did the hurricane say
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
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When you focus on your problems
When you focus on your problems, you will have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you will have more opportunities. #joke #short
Mid- life crisis
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
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I when you go on a date with a
I when you go on a date with an eros pace engineer, you have to take it slow.#joke #short
Good news and bad news
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.
HIM "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today."
HER "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."
HIM "OK darling, but as I've got no time now, just give me the good news."
HER "Well, the air bag works."
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Sometimes we need to forget
Sometimes we need to forget some people from our past because of one simple reason: They just don't belong to our future. #joke #short
"Give it to me! Give it to me!
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.#joke #short
I never got into those Fif
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.#joke #short
A salesman, tired of his job...
A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.
"Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong."
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Women
Is a symbol of power,kindness, beauty and care. God's finest and beautiful creation,without whom no creation is possible. HAPPY WOMAN'S DAY. #joke #short
I don't mean to sound su
I don't mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn't it Trudeau?#joke #short
Some people remind me of
Some people remind me of old TV sets. You have to hit them a few times until they get the picture. #joke #short
“The chandelier manuf
“The chandelier manufacturer involved in shady deals came to the spotlight.”
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Life is too short to be serious
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and i will laugh at you. #joke #short
I just want someone who
I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.
8 planets
8 planets,204 countries,809 islands,7 seas,6.000.000.000 people,and i am still single. #joke #short
Don’t let anyone ever break your soul
Don’t let anyone ever break your soul. You have to stand on your own two feet and stand up for yourself. There are those that would give anything to see you fail, but you must never give them the satisfaction. Hold your head up high, smile and stand your own ground. #joke #short
Anyone who mentions their frie
Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.#joke #short
Weird conversations with your friend
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking. “If anyone heard us right now we'd be put into a mental hospital. #joke #short
My wife is feeling b...
“My wife is feeling better after getting her appendix removed. Unfortunately, she will never be able to reference this chapter of her life.”
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Buddhists and the Blues
Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?A: Because Buddhists don't have any soul.
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member Chiyo
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Crazy people don't know they are crazy
Crazy people don't know they are crazy, I know i'm crazy therefore i'm not crazy. Isn't that crazy. #joke #short
Love and Kindness are never wasted
Love and Kindness are never wasted. They always make the difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, THE GIVER. #joke #short
Some people come into your life as blessings
Some people come into your life as blessings. Others come into your life as lessons. #joke #short
