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Short jokes - funny one liners (5961 to 6000)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 5961 to 6000. |
There's a rom-com about
There's a rom-com about a girl marrying an insurance agent, they call it Love, Actuarially#joke #short
Not a smartass
I'm not a smartass … I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and i speak fluent sarcasm. #joke #short
Dealing with stupid people
I've decided to add “extensive experience in dealing with stupid people” to my resume. That HAS GOT to be a marketable skill! #joke #short
I flew all the way to Lima jus
I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.#joke #short
I may not be the most important person
I may not be the most important person in your life, but ... #joke #short
I fall too fast...
I fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much. #joke #short
A man boards a plane with six
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."#joke #short
Answering Machine
Q: What did the guy's carphone answering machine say?
A: "Hi, I'm home right now so I can't take your call."
#joke #short
My daughter says she wants her
My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she's just going through a face.#joke #short
Continue living
Moving on doesn't mean you forget about things. It just means you accept what happened and continue living. #joke #short
Never lose yourself
Never lose yourself while trying to hold on to someone who doesn't care about losing you. #joke #short
If a person wants to be a part of your life
If a person wants to be a part of your life, they will make an obvious effort to do so. Think twice before reserving a space in your heart for people who do not make an effort to stay. #joke #short
What do u call a seagull flyin
What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?A bagel.#joke #short
If you take the Noah's A
If you take the Noah's Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.#joke #short
Sleep at age 21 and 40
Four hours of sleep at age 21: I'm ready to party again. Four hours of sleep at age 40: Say one thing to me and i'll smack you in the face. #joke #short
The best kind of people are
The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life and make you see sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people that love you simply for being you. The once in a lifetime kind of people. #joke #short
Every guy
Every guy thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect guy….Please, every girls dream is to eat without getting fat. #joke #short
Most Italians live outside the
Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.#joke #short
Whenever
Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says “push” #joke #short
“Land surveyors do no
“Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it!”
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Shrooming
A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, but the barkeep said, "Sorry, but we dont serve mushrooms." The mushroom replies, "Why, I'm a fun guy"
#joke #short #walksintoabar
I hate it when people
I hate it when people are at your house and ask, “Hey do you have a bathroom?”, and i'm like : “No, not at all, we shit in the yard .” #joke #short
Another virus?
Another virus? I'm so Zika it.#joke #short
I'm actually a very nice person
I'm actually a very nice person… Until you piss me off. #joke #short
