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Short jokes - funny one liners (6001 to 6040)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6001 to 6040. |
The past didn't turn out like you wanted
Just because the past didn't turn out like you wanted it to, it doesn't mean your future can't be better than you ever imagined.#joke #short
Is it cold in a beehive? ro
Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.#joke #short
Always know when to let go
Always know when to let go. When a thought is bringing you more misery than peace, let go of the thought; when a person is bringing more pain than joy to your life, let go… You cannot be your best if you lack joy and peace. #joke #short
Math Teacher
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem."
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“The key to job searc
“The key to job searching is looking inside yourself. It's all about the inner view.”
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The first thing i do when i wake up
The first thing i do when i wake up: Try to sleep again! #joke #short
If you have an opinion about my life
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. #joke #short
Legalized marijuana is rong
Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.#joke #short
Friendship is born
Friendship is born at that moment when one man says to another: “What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .” #joke #short
Q: What is the difference betw
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?A: The location of the dirt bag.
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Believe in your heart
Believe in your heart that something wonderful is about to happen. Love your life. Believe in your own powers, in your own potential and in your own goodness. Wake up every morning with the awe of just being alive. Live this day well. #joke #short
What Do You Get When ...
What do you get when you cross a Buddhist and a Druid?Someone who worships the tree that is not there.
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Friendship isn't about who you know
Friendship isn't about who you know the longest, it is about who walked in your life and said, “I'm here for you” and proved it. #joke #short
A lot of problems
A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we would talk to each other instead of about each other! #joke #short
Sophomore course
How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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The phone rings and the wife a
The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair!"The wife says, "I do. He's watching T.V. Who shall I ask is calling?"
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No better feeling
There's no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow! #joke #short
Who pushed the forward button on my weekend
Alright… Who pushed the forward button on my weekend? #joke #short
I prefer
I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth. #joke #short
Q: How do convicts get drugs w
Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison?A: Some asshole brings 'em in.
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The man charged into the jewel
The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner."You said this watch would last me a lifetime," he yelled.
"Yeah," admitted the owner. "But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it."
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Enjoy the little things in life
Enjoy the little things in life because one day you will look back and realize they were the big things. #joke #short
Who said English is easy?
Who said English is easy? Fill this blank with “Yes” or “No”. #joke #short
I'm the kind of crazy
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. #joke #short
“Have you read the bo
“Have you read the book about teleportation? It's bound to get you somewhere.”
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Night vs Morning
Night vs Morning. At night: I can't sleep. In the morning: I can't wake up. #joke #short
Yo momma's so fat she needs c
Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.#joke #short
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
