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Short jokes - funny one liners (6041 to 6080)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6041 to 6080. |
“During the Christmas
“During the Christmas shopping season the department store staff became bow legged after wrapping hundreds of gifts.”
Q: How was copper wire invente
Q: How was copper wire invented?A: Two Jews fighting over a penny.
What has four legs...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
Q: What is white when it's di
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?A: A chalkboard.
“The scientist had tr
“The scientist had trouble reducing the liquid, he just couldn't concentrate.”
Yo momma is so dumb she trippe
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.A man and his wife were sittin...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
“I am always sad when
“I am always sad when I go to the dentist, so I put on music and listen through my blue tooth headphones.”
The bride was escorted down th
The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.She said, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
Grandma!
A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased. He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "QUEEN SIZE".
He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Granny, YOU wear the same size as our bed!"
“Before becoming a ph
“Before becoming a philosopher, Kant worked quality control on a vineyard. His most famous book is 'The Critique of Pure Raisin.'”
This Is My First Golf Lesson
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"God doesn't want shares of your life; he wants controlling interest!"
There is more money being spen...
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Testing A New Recruit
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?
New Recruit: Call for backup!
Who pushed the forward button on my weekend
Alright… Who pushed the forward button on my weekend? Yo momma so ugly she is the re
Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.vivo Smart Phone Minions
vivo Smart Phone Minions. Minions discover smart phones. They seem really happy about it. 
