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Short jokes - funny one liners (6081 to 6120)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6081 to 6120. |
If You Were my Husba
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would poison your drink."
The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it.''
Walking with a lantern...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?" The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue." The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern." "Sure Pa, I know." the boy said. "And look what you got !"
DeepThroat
Deep Throat has gone public.
Yup, Paris Hilton's getting married."
-Jay Leno
Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
Religious Symbols on the Rocks
Three children were talking about their religions."I'm a Catholic," said one, "And our symbol is the cross."
"I'm Jewish," said the second, "And our symbol is the Star of David."
The third child said, "I'm a Unitarian Universalist and our symbol is a candle in a cocktail glass!"
Want to sleep with your family
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.The invention of the vacuum cl
The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.What Is This?
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"
Wife and husband have bought c
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavors."Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavor."
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says, "Gorgonzola!"
"Wait, it is not on yet."
Q: Why is Cinderella still a v
Q: Why is Cinderella still a virgin?A: Because she runs away from all the balls.
I hate Suffolk, England. I fin
I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.The Extra Chapter
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the very people I want to talk to. Mark has only 16 chapters."Happiness is meeting an old friend
Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed. 
You should invest in nudity, d
You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.“If you see an improp
“If you see an improperly lowercased letter, you must capitalize on it.”
Dear Pun Gents
Dear Pun Gents, #joke #short
An elderly couple are in churc
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"Hillbilly virgin
What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin?
An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
Somebody punctuated me
Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.The woman applying for a job i
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job."Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well... as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
Anybody who makes fun of my ti
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.“The librarian didn'
“The librarian didn't know what to do with the book about Tesla's love of electricity, so he filed it under 'Current Affairs.'”
