|
Short jokes - funny one liners (6121 to 6160)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6121 to 6160. |
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker...
"God please grant me chastity, but not just yet."- St. Augustine
Shine On, You Crazy
How many Frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb?
11... One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins.
My mind is gone
"Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!"
Which Greek goddess had the cr
Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
“To curb wastage of w
“To curb wastage of water during showers everyone at the hostel was given a shower cap!”
“What did the policem
“What did the policeman order at the restaurant? A search and seizure salad.”
Ken Starr DNA Test
Federal Bureau of Investigation Crime Lab 2A-3356N, Wash DC
DNA Test Results: Clinton, William Jefferson
Dear Mr. Starr:
The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in
Arkansas has the same DNA.
Sorry,
The FBI
Boogers and spinach
What is the differance between boogers and spinach?
You can't get your kids to eat spinach.
An employee got lock...
“An employee got locked in a freezer at the ice cream factory and ended up getting spumonia.”
I came up a with a new toothbr
I came up a with a new toothbrush. So I tried to fund it on Kicks Tartar.A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker
Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
Microsoft and a lightbulb
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
None - Bill Gates just declares darkness the new standard!
That podiatrist is v...
“That podiatrist is very sneaky. Give him an arch, he will take a foot.”
Q: What do you call a Mexican
Q: What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?A: A churro.
I'm sorry, said the clerk in flower...
"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?" Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."
Q: What happens once in a minu
Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?A: The letter "m."
Answering Machine Message 56
Hello, this is Rip van Winkle. I'm not awake to take your call right now. Please leave your message at the sound of the snore.
Dear John
Dear John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.
All my love,
Judi xxxxoooxxxx
P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.
Q: How did boobs got their nam
Q: How did boobs got their name?A: From the top view it looks like a B, the front view looks like oo, and the side view looks like a b.
Arsonists are blazey
Arsonists are blazey people. #joke #short
Stick it out
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
I was on YouTube trying to dow
I was on YouTube trying to download ‘Fat Elvis' videos but it takes up too much band width.Log Negative One Zero
Theorem: log(-1) = 0
Proof:
a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)
On the other hand:
b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0
Combining a) and b) gives:
2* log(-1) = 0
Divide both sides by 2:
log(-1) = 0
“What is my favorite
“What is my favorite kind of pie on Thanksgiving? Pun kin, of course!”
Yo mama is like a campfire: ev
Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.Procreation is crazy, aka a ...
Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.Always With the Jewish Jokes!
Right away, Yossi interrupts him. "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do your jokes always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic group for once will you David!"So David starts again, "Hashimoto and Suzuki were talking one day at their nephew's Bar Mitzvah..."
“I didn't used to li
“I didn't used to like duct-tape at first, but then I became very attached to it.”
Q: What starts with E, ends wi
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?A: Envelope.
