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Short jokes - funny one liners (6161 to 6200)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6161 to 6200. |
Before boarding a bus, a man a
Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?""Sixty cents," said the driver.
The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is the fare now?"
"Ninety cents," said the driver. "You're running the wrong way."
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I may not be the most important person
I may not be the most important person in your life, but #joke #short
Why are women like telephones?
Women are like telephones ... They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're DISCONNECTED.
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Organ thieves sell their goods
Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.#joke #short
When Bill Clinton testified ab
When Bill Clinton testified about Monica Lewinsky, he didn't have a script. He just spoke ex-temp oral-anus lustily.#joke #short
“I was going to buy a
“I was going to buy a sweet shop but it would have cost me hundreds and thousands.”
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If we go to Louisiana I'
If we go to Louisiana I'll Bayou something nice.#joke #short
Yo mamma is so old she has aut
Yo mamma is so old she has autographed Bible.#joke #short
Decal-covered vehicles are sig
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.#joke #short
I always get sick when my cous
I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn't you know.#joke #short
My wife made a New Year's res
My wife made a New Year's resolution to get rid of some excess weight.So the first week of January, she kicked me out of the house.
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I can't run fast in the
I can't run fast in the slush; I'm sleet of foot.#joke #short
“The thought of becom
“The thought of becoming a gymnast springs in my mind however much I suppress it!”
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A farting, spinning ungulate i
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.#joke #short
A counselor was helping his ki
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in summer camp.He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?"
The boy replied, "Apparently, you never had a mother."
“The use of drones to
“The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues.”
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I had to leave Des Moines, bec
I had to leave Des Moines, because Iowa lot of money. They threatened to Sioux. I couldn't stand to Cedar Rapid decline.#joke #short
Sue reports for jury duty as o...
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudice. "I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin."
"Sit down," says the judge. "That's the prosecuting attorney."
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Drinking age should be eighteen
The drinking age should be eighteen. When you're eighteen you're old enough to vote. You should be old enough to drink. Look who we have to vote for! You need a drink!
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Yo momma so ugly her pillow cr
Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night!#joke #short
A: I have the perfect son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Godawful Pickup Line
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants tonight.
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Honey, has anyone ever told you....
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?"
The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."
The wife yells, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"
It was Christmas and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
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