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Short jokes - funny one liners (6201 to 6240)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6201 to 6240. |
Boss: Who said that just becau
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?Secretary: My lawyer.
Cross a Snowman with a Vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite. 
Christmas film
There are two types of people in this world...
Those who think Die Hard is a Christmas Film, and those who are wrong.
“Oops, I jumped into
“Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.”
Al Gore And Leonardo DiCaprio
What's the difference between Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio?
One of them, due to circumstances beyond his control, was dragged down with the wreckage.
The other one is just an actor.
Q: What's the difference betw
Q: What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?A: Snowballs!
“The conversation bet
“The conversation between the brain surgeon and the anaesthesiologist was mind numbing.”
People who don't know the opposite of in
Shout OUT to people who don't know the opposite of in! In a grocery store a cashier h
In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?"Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied, "One."
“He was a great mathe
“He was a great mathematician, although he did leave naught behind for his family.”
Your mama so old
Your mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas. Little Johnny and the teacher
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."
Little Johnny: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
A father and son are out shopp
A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family.
The son asks, "What present are my sister and I going to get?"
The dad answers, "I got you guys an iPad and iPod."
"Wow, thanks," the son replies, "What will you give mom?"
The dad says, "Your mom is getting an iRon."
Sex is like snow: you never kn
Sex is like snow: you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.What's the emoji for con
What's the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.“Although the maestro
“Although the maestro broke his wand at a farmer's market recital, he still conducted with a plum.”
Fe = Iron. Male = Man
Fe = Iron.Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.
Puberty Insult
Approach a man you dislike who has no body hair and say,
"Hey, have you had a puberty vaccination?"
If you lose something in an ol
If you lose something in an old-age home, don't stop until you've searched every nook and granny.“Way back when, I use
“Way back when, I used to remember things by tying a string around my finger. Even then I had digital memory.”
I've started working as...
I've started working as a porn writer, but its harder than expected. There's just so many holes in the plot.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're sti
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Which country has the most wom
Which country has the most women? The China.“The new robotic cusp
“The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations.”
Christmas wish
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
