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Short jokes - funny one liners (6241 to 6280)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6241 to 6280. |
Got Cha
On their way home after celebrating their
25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful
evening.
"Oh. it's not over yet", says the husband.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black
velvet box. She opens it in anticipation, "But
what are these two little pills?"
"Aspirin", says he.
After defecting from my presti
After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.
Yo mama's so fat when she wen
Yo mama's so fat when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.Lottery win
Two Irishmen had just won $500,000 in a lottery.
Having a pint in a pub Tim say to Sean, "What about all them beggin letters? "
Sean replies, "We'll just keep sending them."
Don't ask a Japanese wre
Don't ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That'd be sumocidal.I always get drunk on my birth
I always get drunk on my birth daze.A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"If you talk to God, it's prayer. If God talks to you, it's schizophrenia."Do bucking broncos get rong
Do bucking broncos get rode rage?Boy Scouts
Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend,
"We might as well give up. They are coming after us with flashlights."
The past, present, and future
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.Afghanistan threatens America
At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Ben Dover, warned the United States that if any further military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off Americas supply of convenience store managers.
“If zombies have to e
“If zombies have to eat brains, does that make them obligate cognivores?”
Q: Why did the man take toilet
Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?A: Because he was a party pooper.
Don Draper la
Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.My fear of roses is...
“My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.”
I rear-ended a car a few days
I rear-ended a car a few days ago....... I tell you, It was a REALLY bad day!The driver got out of the other car, and he was a friggin’ DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"
So I said, "well, which one are you then?"
My axe wives
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.Getting an injection can be...
Getting an injection can be syringe dippitous.The Requirements Of This Job
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Which monster is always on tim
Which monster is always on time? The Sasqwatch.Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Zombies always brain o
Zombies always brain on my parade.“The tree that was cr
“The tree that was creating energy was turned into a power-plant.”
