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Short jokes - funny one liners (6281 to 6320)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6281 to 6320. |
Did you hear about the guy...
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?They say he made a mint.
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100 years old
Reporter: "So you are 100 years old. How did you manage to live so long?"Old man: "Well, son, I got married when I was 21. The wife and I decided that if we had arguments, the loser would take a long walk to get over being mad. I suppose I have been benefitted most by 79 years of fresh air."
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“I've heard that the
“I've heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.”
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I used to have job...
I used to have job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off. #joke #short
Why do we close our eyes when we pray, cry, kiss, dream?
Why do we close our eyes when we pray, cry, kiss, dream? #joke #short
It's sad how quickly people can forget
It's sad how quickly people can forget about you, until they want something from you. #joke #short
A man comes home early from wo
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, "I got caught with my penis in the pickle slicer." His wife asks him if his penis is okay and he assures her it is fine. "Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh," he says, "She got fired too."#joke #short
The Jordanian thief was like S
The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.#joke #short
Discuss Track Types
Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first Marine said "those are deer tracks."
The second Marine said "No, those are elk tracks."
The third Marine said "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The Marines were still arguing when the train hit them.
Don't confuse my personality with my attitude
Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who i am. My attitude depends on who you are. #joke #short
When will it rain in Jamaica?
When will it rain in Jamaica? Soon, mon, soon.#joke #short
People who drop ice cream can
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.#joke #short
I'm shy at first but
I'm shy at first but… i do the stupidest random shit when i get comfortable with someone. #joke #short
Grasshopper
A grasshopper hops into a bar and onto a barstool. The bartender says to the grasshopper, "Did you know we have a drink named after you?"
And the grasshopper replies, "Really?! You have a drink named Steve?"
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Hindu Happy Birthday
Q: What does a Hindu wish someone on their birthday?A: May you have many happy returns.
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Difference between a Friend and a Best Friend?
Difference between a Friend and a Best Friend? A friend: Wow, you are so pretty. Best Friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back. #joke #short
How do Mexicans take a family
How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!#joke #short
Who said English is easy?
Who said English is easy? Fill this blank with “Yes” or “No”. #joke #short
I don't really like watching
I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.#joke #short
The Brita-ish
The Brita-ish love filtered water.#joke #short
You cannot correct an old person...
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
You are meant to be together
Sometimes, you find the right person at the wrong time. Sometimes it’s the wrong person at the right time. But when you find the right person, at the right time, in the right situation, it’s because you are meant to be together. Fate has grabbed both of your hands. Don’t let go. #joke #short
