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Short jokes - funny one liners (6321 to 6360)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6321 to 6360. |
“The window company s
“The window company said it was pane full to reduce prices but they want to sill any deal possible.”
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Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside, of course.
Q: Why did the turkey get in trouble at school?
A: He was cornu-copying.
Q: What smells the best during Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose.
We're having the same thing...
We're having the same thing this year for Thanksgiving dinner as last year: relatives.
A Woman who opens her heart to love you
A Woman who opens her heart to love you, when it’s already broken, is braver than any person you’ll meet. #joke #short
I joke around way too much
I can't be friends with sensitive ass people. I joke around way too much. #joke #short
African news channel?
African news channel? Al JaZebra.#joke #short
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"I Give Evolution Two Opposable Thumbs Up."#joke #short
When people walk away
When people walk away, let them. Your future is not about people who walk away, it's about people who stay in it for the ride. #joke #short
Yo momma's so fat, she's on
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.#joke #short
Every time i see the word
Every time i see the word “Explain” on a test, a part of me dies. #joke #short
Children misquoting
Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"God's true name is unpronounceable...because God is Welsh."#joke #short
Childhood is like being drunk
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you. #joke #short
Answering Machine Message 154
Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
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Would you like to dance?
A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."
"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."
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I use the word duck a lot
When i text, i use the word duck a lot. Mainly because autocorrect is a Ditch. #joke #short
Do not annoy me this week
Do not annoy me this week, because if you do… I'll give your number to all the kids and tell them it's santa's hotline. #joke #short
Stupidity is passed on in the
Stupidity is passed on in the womb. Has something to do with the am idiotic fluid.#joke #short
The world needs more happiness
If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. The world needs more of that. #joke #short
Officer: "Madam, swimming is p
Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake."Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited."
A wife reports, My Husband, no
A wife reports, My Husband, not happy with my mood swings so hebought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor mymoods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad moodit leaves a big frickin' red mark on his forehead.#joke #short
Tree planting can give you a <
Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.#joke #short
Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad
Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.#joke #short #yomama
Urinal lot cl
Urinal lot cleaning toilets.#joke #short
The defense attorney was hamme
The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff. "You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle in his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?""Yes," he admitted, "His wife. Very charming, of course, but not much good in a fight."
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Q: Did you hear about the shor
Q: Did you hear about the short sighted rabbi?A: He got the sack.
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When an exam proctor makes a c
When an exam proctor makes a citizen's arrest for cheating, it's invigilante justice.#joke #short
A Jewish Mother After Hanukkah
A man received two sweaters for Hanukkah from his mother. The next time he visited her, he made sure to wear one of the two sweaters.As he entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"
Lady 1: "Why is your husband s
Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?"Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."
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“I'm friends with my
“I'm friends with my fist, although he can be quite a knuckle head.”
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