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Short jokes - funny one liners (6361 to 6400)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6361 to 6400. |
Q: Is Google male or female? <
Q: Is Google male or female?A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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What's your Stan
What's your Stans on Central Asia?#joke #short
“I just looked up the
“I just looked up the word 'apocalypse' in the dictionary. It was quite a revelation.”
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Yo mama is so fat when she wan
Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.#joke #short #yomama
I was a rustedrong
I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn't mean to; it was an oxy date.#joke #short
“There was something
“There was something going on in the bathroom, but I wasn't privy to the details.”
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Google will tell you that the
Google will tell you that the number 1 sign of alcoholism is drinking alone. I feel that the number 1 sign of alcoholism is having to Google "number 1 sign of alcoholism."#joke #short
Call me a pervert, but I once
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chick pea. Does that make me hummus sexual?#joke #short
Call me a pervert, but I once
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?#joke #short
Two friends are talking in a b
Two friends are talking in a bar. One says to the other, "My mother-in-law died yesterday. She sat in the chair, laid back, closed her eyes, and that was it.""That's the best way to go," replied his friend.
"Yeah, it is," said the first. "But the dentist pooped himself."
“Once I tried illustr
“Once I tried illustrating currency books for a living. I never drew a dime.”
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There is a subtle but importan
There is a subtle but important difference between the words "complete" and "finished."When you marry the right one, you are complete.
When you marry the wrong one, you are finished.
And if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished.
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I accidentally got castrated b
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I'm off Santa's naddy list.#joke #short #christmas
Don't question a judge&#
Don't question a judge's decision. It just is.#joke #short
An American, a Vietnamese, a M
An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.#joke #short
People in Reykjavik, aka ro
People in Reykjavik, aka I slanders, are the most libellous.#joke #short
A Bad Gift for a Buddhist
Q: Why is a vacuum cleaner a bad gift for a Buddhist?A: Because it comes with attachments.
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A photon walks into a hotel...
A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light." #joke #short
There's only one type of
There's only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.#joke #short
A Collection Of Insults
A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.<
IQ lower than a snake's belly in a wagon-rut.
It's hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.
Just another flash in the bedpan.
Keeps his imagination on a long leash.
Knitting with only one needle.
Knows his sports, but his understanding is limited to violence.
Landing with his gear/brain up and locked.
Leaky sunroof.
Left hand threaded.
Left his booster on the launch pad.
Left the store without all of his groceries.
Leveled off before reaching altitude.
Life by Norman Rockwell, but screenplay by Stephen King.
Lightbulb over his head is burned out.
Lights are on but nobody's home.
Q: What's the difference betw
Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief?A: A thief snatches your watch.
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Definition of stupid
Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies. #joke #short
A woman can always tell if
A woman can always tell if a man loves her by how much time he’s willing to invest. Money spent is meaningless, but time spent is priceless. #joke #short
The NSA: a government organiza
The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!#joke #short
