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Short jokes - funny one liners (6401 to 6440)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6401 to 6440. |
Need light
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Late one night a mugger wearin...
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money." “After the Hadron Col
“After the Hadron Collider was shut off, the surrounding atmosphere was a little Quarky.”
All my life I've walked
All my life I've walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.Birthday
Dad: - What do you want for your birthday? Son: - I want a remote control car dad.
Dad: - Say no more son.
The new office-boy came into h
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir.""What do you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'Is that you, you old fool?'" explained the boy.
Wealthy Palestine
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
What Type Of Tracks?
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
The Invisible Man
A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible."
The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can't see him."
“Caesar thought it wo
“Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.”
Setting a meeting with a cepha
Setting a meeting with a cephalopod requires some squid iCal thinking.
What happened?
A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, magnificent house, big car, the love of beautiful woman, then, POW! It was all gone!"
"What happened?," asked the friend.
"My wife found out..."
Two old married men chatting i...
Two old married men chatting in a bar. First man says, "Have you ever thought that marriage was a bit of a lottery?"
The second man replied, "Not at all. At least you have a slight chance with a lottery."
A pick pocket was up in court
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Sir, you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said, "Thanks, your honor, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd..."I had a broken vacuum, then I
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.A man went to visit a friend o
A man went to visit a friend of his who worked for the zoo, tending to the elephants.But found him crying.
When asked what happened the friend replied that the largest bull elephant had died earlier that morning.
"I'm sorry I didn't know you were so close to the elephant"
"I'm not - I have to bury it."
I've taken up photography
I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail. Being sarcastic at the wrong time
My death will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time. Yo mama so ugly the Walking De
Yo mama so ugly the Walking Dead wouldn't walk with her.Men are like a pack of Cards:<
Men are like a pack of Cards:A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...
If you wear a bag over your he
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…Q: What does a skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?A: Spare ribs!
The 1970s were a period of gre
The 1970s were a period of great Disco very.“When they used bleac
“When they used bleach to clear a dark, wet corner, they broke the mold.”
