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Short jokes - funny one liners (6441 to 6480)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6441 to 6480. |
A woman took her dog to the pa...
A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would be fifty dollars, she was outraged. "I only pay thirty for my own haircut," she said. The groomer said, "That may be true, but then you don't bite!"
Q: Why did the scarecrow get p
Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted?A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
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“He tried to convert
“He tried to convert the solid to visible radiation, because he wanted to make light of the matter.”
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I never wear...
I never wear a Halloween costume... I'm a character all year long! #joke #short #halloween
Anxiety is justified when it&#
Anxiety is justified when it's the qualm before the storm.#joke #short
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Know Sin. No God. Know God. No Sin."#joke #short
The man approached the very be
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?""Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
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Q: Why don't witches wear und
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?A: So they can get a better grip on the broom.
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Q: What do you call a woman th
Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?A: Bernadette.
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The mob banging at my gates is
The mob banging at my gates is a door rabble.#joke #short
What do you mean I’m not qua
What do you mean I’m not qualified?” demanded a job applicant. “I have an IQ of 150. I scored 1,480 on the SAT. I was magna cum laude in graduate school.” “Yes,” replied the hiring supervisor, “but we don’t really require intelligence around here.”#joke #short
Shhhh!
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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“What special skills do you
“What special skills do you have?” a company official asked a job applicant. “Well, none, actually,” admitted the applicant. We have several unskilled positions, but they’re all filled right now by the president’s relatives.”#joke #short
“What is the most non
“What is the most non-confrontational age of kids? When they benign.”
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How the Clintons Do It
Q: When Bill and Hillary Clinton have sex, why does Hillary
always get on top?
A: Because Bill can only fuck up.
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How long...?
When the surgeon came to see Rita on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. "Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon.
"You're the first one ever to ask that after a nose job...."
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Miranda likes to sing, and whe...
Miranda likes to sing, and whenever she begins, her husband heads outside. Hurt, she asked him, "Don't you like my singing?"
"Of course, dear," he replied. "I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."
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Why does a squirrel swim on it
Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!#joke #short
“I saw a poster for a
“I saw a poster for a company offering free quotes, so I called them and asked for something profound.”
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Two cab drivers met...
Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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Heaven and Hell
A young woman came home and told her mom that her steady boyfriend had proposed, but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, honey. Between the two of us, we'll show him just how very wrong he is."
My friend's dad is a dentist...
My friend's dad is a dentist. This is his pumpkin for Halloween. #joke #short #halloween
A man was bragging about his s
A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself, as a man and joined the army."But, wait a minute," said the listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?"
"Sure," replied the man.
"Well, won't they find out?"
"And who's gonna tell?"
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A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?#joke #short
