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Short jokes - funny one liners (6921 to 6960)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6921 to 6960. |
“The chefs argued abo
“The chefs argued about the flatbread until they realized it was a naan issue.”
“I was accused of ste
“I was accused of stealing a house, but all charges were dropped as the claims were without foundation.”
Best Classroom April Fools Prank EVER
Best Classroom April Fools Prank EVER 
Q: Why was the math book sad
Q: Why was the math book sadA: Because it had too many problems
The Darndest Church
A man goes to a Unitarian Universalist service for the first time, and later is asked what he thought of it. "Darndest church I ever went to," he replies. "The only time I heard the name of Jesus Christ was when the janitor fell down the stairs!"
Dear 3 Am
Dear 3 Am, We've got to stop meeting this way. I'd much rather sleep with you. 
A public toilet, aka an ron
A public toilet, aka an IP address.“The first time I use
“The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.”
Gallagher opened the morning n
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney."Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher."They say I died!"
"Yes I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are you calling from?"
Paying attention to those talking to you
Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you. There is an app for that- It's called respect. 
I need a time out
I need a time out! Send me to the beach and don't let me come back till my attitude changes. It doesn't add up, but <
It doesn't add up, but summer is already here.A gentleman was lured into a b
A gentleman was lured into a busy florist shop by a large sign in the window that read, "Say It With Flowers.""Wrap up one rose," he told the florist.
"Only one?" the florist asked.
"Just one," the customer replied. "I'm a man of few words."
Chatting with best friends
The best thing about chatting with best friends is that you don't need any emoticons to express your feelings… They already know it, feel it. 
Q: Why shouldn't Facebook hav
Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram?A: They could've downloaded it for free!
A couple of jokes about marriage...
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Husband wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' And the father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
Always fight fire with fire
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade
Harry Hill (October 1 1964-)
Picture: REX
HAPPY July the 1st, international JOKES day!
HAPPY July the 1st, international JOKES day! HAPPY international JOKES day!
How do you make sure you always remember your wife’s birthday?- Forget it once.
My brain is like the bermuda triangle
My brain is like the bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then is never found again. 
Mr Wong
Mr Wong goes to an optometrist to have his failing eyesight checked out.
The optometrist runs a battery of tests and comes to a conclusion.
'Mr Wong, I'm afraid you have a cataract'
He replies, 'No I don't - I drive lincoln town car!'
When you cry nobody sees your tears
When you cry nobody sees your tears, When you are worried nobody sees your pain, When you are happy nobody sees your smile, But you fart just one time…OMG… 13 year old girls
Those 13 year old girls talking about “I need a man who…”. No, you just need to do your homework. 
