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Short jokes - funny one liners (6961 to 7000)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6961 to 7000. |
Say anything you want
Home, where you can say anything you want, because no one is listening to you anyway.#joke #short
New National Anthem
Did you hear Clinton wants to change our national anthem?
The new anthem would be "Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy!"
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The most romantic story
The most romantic story isn't Romeo and Juliet who died together, but Grandma and Grandpa who grew old together. #joke #short
Laugh and smile
To all those people that make me laugh and smile: I couldn't live without you. #joke #short
Women with beautiful hands
Women with beautiful hands advertise bracelets, rings, nail polish.Women with beautiful legs advertise stockings, tights, shoes.
Women with beautiful chest advertise bras, swimsuits, T-shirts, cars, washing machines, computer games, candy, furniture ...
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The real reason that we can't...
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...
It creates a hostile work environment.
Reversing cameras
“These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven't looked back.”
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Q: Why are there no television
Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?A: Because of the Telly-ban!
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The real reason that we can't
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
“I was only on the mi
“I was only on the military base from dusk to dawn, but it seemed like a fort night.”
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“I visited an acupunc
“I visited an acupuncturist today. I was done in under an hour, he was quick and to the point.”
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I just had a call from a Chari...
I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.I told them to buzz off!!!!!
Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!
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“My tailor is happy t
“My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.”
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Answering Machine Message 258
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
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How Many Agnostics?
Swami Mahahaharaj: Hey, Imam Mahdi Funny.Imam Mahdi Funny: Hmmm?
Swami Mahahaharaj: How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
Imam Mahdi Funny: I don't know. How many?
Swami Mahahaharaj: We can't know.
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“During the late baro
“During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs.”
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A telephone rang, and someone
A telephone rang, and someone picked it up.A voice from the other side said, "Is your number 444 444 44?"
"Yes," came the reply.
"Could you call 911? My finger is stuck on the phone."
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Answering Machine Message 132
I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
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A woman took an inexperienced...
Joke removed because it was not in line with policies.#joke #short
A couple are out touring a hou
A couple are out touring a house that they want to buy with a realtor when they ask the realtor, "The house is very nice, but is this a quiet neighborhood?"The realtor answers, "Sure, there have been six murders, seven robberies, and no one heard a thing."
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It's all in the punctuation:<
It's all in the punctuation:An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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Answering Machine Message 217
(Strong east Indian accent:) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of Ransheesh. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly.
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Proctologist's Accident
Q: What kind of accident did the proctologist have?
A: He was rear-ended.
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