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Short jokes - funny one liners (7001 to 7040)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7001 to 7040. |
Doctor's visit
A lady walks into her doctor's office, screaming.
She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"
The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"
The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by blueindiansquaw
Pilot: Control tower, what ti
Pilot: Control tower, what time is it?Control tower: What airline is this?
Pilot: What difference does that make?
Control tower: Well if it is UA, it is 6:00p.m.; if it is TWA, it is 1800 hours; if it is Ozark, the big hand is on the…..”
#joke #short
Soft Hands
Q. What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails so long and beautiful? A. Nothing, nothing at all.
#joke #short
“I applied for a posi
“I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company because I heard there was growth potential.”
#joke #short
A man is telling his neighbor,
A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."#joke #short
A young and foolish pilot want
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"
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If you're launching a da
If you're launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.#joke #short
When you truly don't care
When you truly don't care when anyone thinks of you, you have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom. #joke #short
A three-foot tall dwarf walks
A three-foot tall dwarf walks into a bar and slips over on a pile of poop. Minutes later a huge tough guy walks into the bar and slips over on the pile of poop, the dwarf says to the big guy, "I just did that," and the big guy punches the dwarf in the face.#joke #short #walksintoabar
Q. How do you make holy water?
Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it.
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Iceland's government som
Iceland's government somehow manages to be Althings to all people.#joke #short
I get angry, i yell, i cry
I get angry, i yell, i cry, i speak my mind, i stand up for what i believe in and i'll never apologize for being me. #joke #short
A man was involved in an auto
A man was involved in an auto accident. A policeman ran up to the car and asked, "Are you seriously injured?" The man said, "How should I know? I'm a doctor not a lawyer."
Sometimes
Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person. #joke #short
I hate it when people
I hate it when people are at your house and ask, “Hey do you have a bathroom?”, and i'm like : “No, not at all, we shit in the yard .” #joke #short
Relationship
In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male. #joke #short
Despite their broken English,
Despite their broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.#joke #short
“The people who knew
“The people who knew John Venn liked him, hated him, or a little bit of both.”
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One spelling mistake can destr...
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
#joke #short
Relationship
In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male. #joke #short
Despite sometimes broken Engli
Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.#joke #short
When you
When you become really close to someone, you can hear their voice in your head when you read their texts. #joke #short
Money
Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with money is just a bonus, not a ladder to upgrade. #joke #short
A student burst into his profe...
A student burst into his professor’s office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."
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Inflation in China is
Inflation in China is yuan big problem.#joke #short
