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Short jokes - funny one liners (7041 to 7080)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7041 to 7080. |
A father and his daughter wher...
A father and his daughter where in a crowded elevator. Suddenly a woman near them turned around and slapped that father in the face then stormed off at the next stop.His daughter said, "It's okay Dad, I didn't like her either. She stepped on my foot so I pinched her."
The trick
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
Black and White
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
Fall in love
They say the only way to get over a broken heart is to fall in love again. So i fell in love with myself. Best relationship in. my life.
I saved a bunch of money on ca
I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene.Musical Chairs
Q: What did one chair say to another chair?
A: "Here comes another a**hole."
A posted in a couples home ...
A posted in a couples home ...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!" 
Change
Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you. Unless you are an asshole. Then you should change.
Two old guys were chatting....
Two old guys were chatting.....One said to the other: "My 85th birthday was yesterday.The wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing!!.....Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup !!.... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
In the beginning, God created...
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China. Murder Mystery Porn
Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?
In the end, everybody did it!
Married Women Vs Single Women
Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Dear Pun Gents
I need a name for a four-person walking team participating in a month-long, 10,000 step a day challenge to raise awareness for people with disabilities. It needs to be business appropriate. The team consists of four females (two of which are my daughters). Thank you in advance! ~Shannon, Groton
I love sleeping
I love sleeping but i never want to go to sleep early… We stay up late every night, regret it every morning. Then do it all over again.
My friend told me he had the b
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
Helen Keller walks into a bar,
Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.Two cows....
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replied, "Ah, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
“There is something m
“There is something missing from my flower bouquet she said lackadaiscally.”
