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Short jokes - funny one liners (8121 to 8160)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8121 to 8160. |
Knock Knock
Who's ther
Knock KnockWho's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alexplain later now let me in.
Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"GOD LOVES YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"Answering Machine Message 46
Theme music from James Bond: Hello. My name is David, code number 324-5628. I'm sorry I can't take your call, but I'm on an international mission involving the theft of gold plated Spam. Leave a message after the tone, and should I survive my mission, I'll call you back. Ciao babies!
April Fool's Day Prank - Leave a gross...
Leave a gross (and fake) surprise for unsuspecting bathroom goers. I must take every precaution n
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla."But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded.
"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."
April Fool's Day Prank - Cover a hallway...
Cover a hallway in cups of water. A little kid was out trick-or-
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."The best answer to the questio
The best answer to the question asked in an interview, "Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . . "In the mirror as always . . "
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
I Can't Sleep
A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00.If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”
“My son's spelling ...
“My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect. He was able to write every wrong.”
A man wrote a letter to the IR...
A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”One of Noah's sons revea...
One of Noah's sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”A man and his girlfriend were ...
A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish."The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," the woman says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.
Define embarrassment
Q. What's the definition of embarrassment?
A. Running into a wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose.
Hilarious Humor about the Irish
"And how's yer wife, Pat?"
"Sure, she do be awful sick."
"Is ut dangerous she is?"
"No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!"
"Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"
Man: Whats your name?
Man: Whats your name?Woman: Tammy
Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD!
Pray to end constipation: join...
Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.April Fool's Day Prank - Stock your refrigerator ...
Stock your refrigerator with a terrifying "head" in a jar. Which one picked it up?
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel.
Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
“It's a clumsy refle...
“It's a clumsy reflection of yourself when you break a mirror.”
You need to get a life outside
You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.
April Fool's Day Prank - Stuff doughnuts...
Stuff doughnuts with mayonnaise. 
