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Short jokes - funny one liners (8081 to 8120)

Short jokes - funny one liners (8081 to 8120)

Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8081 to 8120.

Blow

Why was the blonde's steering wheel covered with lipstick?

She was trying to blow the horn.

Submitted by Curtis

Submitted by Calamjo

#joke #short #blonde
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  • Currently 2.88/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (8)


Q: What does every woman...


Q: What does every woman call an intelligent, attractive, caring, loving and sensitive man?
A: A dream.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.67/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (6)

SLIDESHOW #13 - Funny Photo Slideshow

“The linen shop gave ...

“The linen shop gave their employees free bedding. Even their accountant had his own handmade spread sheet.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.56/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (9)

Redneck Sex Ed

Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed?

They needed the car for driver's ed.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 2.67/10

Rating: 2.7/10 (6)

“I used to have a fea...

“I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (7)

Fly Without Wings

Q: What is a fly without wings?

A: A walk.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.00/10

Rating: 4.0/10 (5)

Annual checkup...

Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

"What makes you think that?" asks Quasimodo.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

#joke #short #doctor
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

“I was overruled at t...

“I was overruled at the measuring competition.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (6)

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 7.00/10

Rating: 7.0/10 (6)

Did you hear about the two rad...

Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.50/10

Rating: 5.5/10 (8)

“Did you hear about t...

“Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.83/10

Rating: 5.8/10 (6)

One-Legged People

Q: Where do one-legged people eat?

A: IHOP

#joke #short
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  • Currently 7.20/10

Rating: 7.2/10 (5)

Short funny jokes-Returned

Dr. Herbert called Mrs. Hanks and said, "Mrs. Hanks, your check has returned."

Mrs. Hanks commented, "So has my back pain."
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (8)

“I've always pictured...

“I've always pictured myself taking selfies.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.88/10

Rating: 4.9/10 (8)

Out of bed

Laura, the hooker, went to see the doc, as she was not feeling too well lately.

Guess what advise the doctor gave her.

The good doctor asked her to stay out of bed for 3 days.
#joke #short #doctor
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  • Currently 4.67/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (6)

Flu?

The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ''Flu?''
The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''

#joke #short #doctor
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  • Currently 5.88/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (17)

"Do you believe in life after ...

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied.
"That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.14/10

Rating: 5.1/10 (7)

Knock, Knock... Cows Go

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly, cows go "moo."

#joke #short
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  • Currently 2.00/10

Rating: 2.0/10 (6)

You might Be A Redne

Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on the stains!

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.60/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (5)

Missing the bus

What did Rachel do when she missed her bus number 70?

Well, she simple rode bus number 35 twice.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.67/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (6)

“I'd tell you a joke ...

“I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (7)

“My dog swallowed my ...

“My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.20/10

Rating: 5.2/10 (5)

nipples

'You know, honey,' the little old lady said. 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago.'

'I'm not surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge.'

#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.17/10

Rating: 6.2/10 (6)

“When milking a nervo...

“When milking a nervous goat, kid gloves should be used.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.50/10

Rating: 5.5/10 (6)

Little Mermaid

Why did Ariel blush?

Because the sea weed!

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.14/10

Rating: 3.1/10 (7)


A doctor calls his patie...


A doctor calls his patient and says; the check you gave me for my bill came back.
The patient replied: So did my arthritis!
#joke #short #doctor
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  • Currently 5.78/10

Rating: 5.8/10 (9)

“The geneticist taugh...

“The geneticist taught his students how to mendel defective genes.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.86/10

Rating: 4.9/10 (7)

Pickled Bread

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?

A: Dill dough.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (6)

“For relief during co...

“For relief during cosmetic surgery they use an aesthetic.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.17/10

Rating: 5.2/10 (6)

The Bad Belt

Q: Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.22/10

Rating: 6.2/10 (9)

Okie Jokie

Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?

A: Carry-Oakies

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.50/10

Rating: 4.5/10 (4)

Scerdriver

What did the screw say to the screwdriver?

Scew me now!

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.20/10

Rating: 5.2/10 (5)

People Are Ignoring Me

A patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!
#joke #short #doctor
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  • Currently 6.43/10

Rating: 6.4/10 (7)

Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just r...

Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne. "What on earth for?" asked his wife.
"I've left the tickets on it."
#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.89/10

Rating: 4.9/10 (9)

Sardar jokes-Compliment

Sardar Gurpreet Singh received a letter from his bank on his loan which said: "Sir, your repayment amount is outstanding!"

Sardar Gurpreet Singh replied: "Dear Sir, thanks for the compliment!"
#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.38/10

Rating: 6.4/10 (8)

“The triglyph comment...

“The triglyph commented, 'It's friezing in here.'”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.70/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (10)

Harvard Graduate

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.17/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (6)

Giraffes collide

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.50/10

Rating: 5.5/10 (6)

One day my friend as...

“One day my friend asked me, how do you take such good care of your saxophone. I responded with tenor, love and care.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.74/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (23)

Pregnant Wife

A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

#joke #short #doctor
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  • Currently 4.71/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (7)

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