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Short jokes - funny one liners (8081 to 8120)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8081 to 8120. |
Q. What is a taxidermist's fa
Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?A. The stuffing.
#joke #short #thanksgiving
Why isn't the turkey hungry a
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!If you howl at the moon...
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?#joke #short
Angry Nuns Take On a Vampire
Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Hey! You! Buzz off!"
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April Fool's Day Prank - Tape an airhorn...
Tape an airhorn by the door handle. #joke #short #aprilfoolsday #prank
Answering Machine Message 179
Hello? (Pause. Roommate's voice:) C'mon, Matt, we're gonna be late! -- Hold on, there's someone on the phone! Hello? -- C'mon, dude! -- Hello? Aaah, whatever... BEEP!
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Q: Why do Jewish mothers make
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
Helen Keller's Punishment
Q: How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.
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The tailor took drugs because
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.#joke #short
A guy's on the electric chair
A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, "Do you have any last requests?"
The guy says, "(hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic)... could you please do something to scare me?"
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Q: What did the green grape sa
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?A: "Breathe, stupid!"
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Cinderella's Camera
Q: What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
A: "Someday my prints will come."
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In the Middle Ages there weren
In the Middle Ages there weren't many trans*es**ites. But there were knights who wore changemale.#joke #short
I went to the sewage treatment
I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.#joke #short
Answering Machine Message 178
(Long pause, sound of phone dropping, sleepy voice:) Argh! (Pause.) Hello... (Sound of phone dropping, then a yawn.) Sorry man... I'm a bit tired at the moment... (Long yawn.) I'm going back to sleep now... Just going to switch the answering machine on...
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Why is it that your nose runs,
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?#joke #short
yo mama is so fat
yo mama is so fat when she gets on the scales it says stay tuned.
#joke #short #yomama
“The knight stood on
“The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'”
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I stuck my leg in an air duct.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It's my most recent in-vent shin.#joke #short
Joan and her neighbor are talk...
Joan and her neighbor are talking about their daughters. Joan says, "My daughter is at the university. She's very bright, you know. Every time we get a letter from her we have to go to the dictionary."Her neighbor says, "You are lucky, every time we hear from our daughter we have to go to the bank."
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Best Answer
The best answer to the question asked in an interview, "Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . .
"In the mirror as always . . ."
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The Spanish author w...
“The Spanish author would not bring refreshments to his uncles, but he would serve aunties.”
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There are no good puns about p
There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.#joke #short
Yo momma's so fat, when I swe
Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.#joke #short
