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Short jokes - funny one liners (8041 to 8080)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8041 to 8080. |
I eat shoes, cuz I'm a ...
I eat shoes, cuz I'm a sole full guy.
China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control
China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control - Recently banned as subversive, wordplay in the China is the work of punarchists.“What do you call it
“What do you call it when a bad-tempered old baker goes bankrupt? A curmudgeonly crumble.”
A business owner lamented...
A business owner lamented: "Advertising sure is effective. I listed an opening for a night watchman in the newspaper, and by the following morning my warehouse had been robbed!"A man siting at a bar asked a
A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."Prayer for the Winning
Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it.
Dating a Nun
Did you hear about the guy who tried to date a nun?He wanted to take her to the county fair, but she declined on account of she had taken a vow abstaining from Carnival pleasures.
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member BeerLover
“Why did the farmer g
“Why did the farmer grow so many pumpkins? Because he was gourd at it.”
What's that Pungent arom
What's that Pungent aroma? 10 years of pus! Er, puns. Today is our 10 year punniversary.
If Thanksgiving is your left l
If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?
Celebrate
If lovers celebrate Valentine's day what do MP's celebrate?
Palm Sunday!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
What's a turkey's favorite ...
What's a turkey's favorite song? "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall
Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down? A: Because their belts are on their hats.
It's in the genes
How can you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?
Pull down it's GENES!
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by curtis and yisman
“My friend has orches
“My friend has orchestra as her elective. She likes that it's her last class so she can end the day on a good note!”
Q: If April showers bring may
Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?A: Pilgrims!
Proctologist''s Accident
What kind of accident did the proctologist have?
He was rear-ended!
A Yogi Walked into a Pizza Parlor…
What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor?"Make me one with everything."
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?"
The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."
The Birthday Study
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest. -- S. den Hartog, Ph D. Thesis Universtity of Groningen.
“The European snow st
“The European snow storm was so bad it caused a continental drift.”
Paper shredder...
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary asked.
"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"
“I had a friend that
“I had a friend that collected police cars, ambulances and fire trucks. It was an estate of emergency when he died.”
Politician Reincarnation
Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?
A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime.
