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Short jokes - funny one liners (8201 to 8240)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8201 to 8240. |
Chilling with Eskimos
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?
A. Polaroids.
Wife's Birthday
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.
"A little surprise, eh?"
smiled the clerk.
"You bet," answered the customer.
"She's expecting a cruise."
What do you do when 50 zombies...
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? - Hope it's Halloween.
Today is Hallowe’en! I d...
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.The best thing to ca...
“The best thing to carry with you when you start feeling tired is a knapsack.”
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?A: You can see right through them.
Haunted house
Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.
Better Than Botox?
Q. What's the name of a face lotion developed for Jewish women?A. Oil of Oy Vey
Why was the broom ha...
“Why was the broom having a bad day? He didn't get enough sweep.”
Q: What kind of candy do India
Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?A: Dots.
Walking economy
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."
His friend replies, "How's that?"
"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."
A skeleton walks ...
A skeleton walks down empty Main Street. Suddenly he sees another skeleton carrying a gravestone. "Hey, what are you doing?” the other skeleton answers "Just strolling", "Why do have the gravestone, buddy?", "Because I always want to have some ID”. Yo mama is so fat on Halloween
Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.Light and hard
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Why Didn't Cain Please God?
Q: Why didn't Cain please God?A: Because he just wasn't Able.
Yo Mama Is So Bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Where will they ear wr
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?“The high school musi
“The high school music teacher was quite controversial. He told his students to read band books.”
Placing Your Order
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
A telephone rang. "Hello! Is y
A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?""Yes, it is," came the reply.
"Thank God! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
In ancient Egypt, pa...
"In ancient Egypt, papyrus farmers taught people the importance of reeding."Toothbrush
How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a "teethbrush.
