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Short jokes - funny one liners (12161 to 12200)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 12161 to 12200. |
Lorena and Monica
Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt and Monica Lewinsky areopening a hair salon?
They're calling it "Cut & Blow"
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Q. How do you make holy water?...
Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it.
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Did Genghis Khan sleep his way...
Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?#joke #short
A young country vet finally ma...
A young country vet finally manages to convince a farmer the virtues of artificial insemination. On the day of the operation, the vet was curious when the farmer hammers a hook onto a nearby beam of the barn.When asked, the farmer replied, "Err, this is for you to hang your pants on."
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2000 years ago, pop diva Lady ...
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.#joke #short
They released The Necklace...
They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.#joke #short
where
Where in the hell do you get your jokes? The internet?!?#joke #short
The universal language of foot...
The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.#joke #short
A married couple were having a...
A married couple were having a disagreement while sitting in bed. The wife said to her husband, "You're impossible."To which the husband replied, "No. I'm next to impossible."
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Anthony Jeselnik: Gift for Who?
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me. And I said, If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend. #joke #short
Sex position
What sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby?Ask your parents.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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The balding farmer had no r...
The balding farmer had no hairable land.#joke #short
Moving Testimony
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
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I don't own a big house,...
I don't own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.#joke #short
The monks kicked the priests o...
The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn't carry a tunic.#joke #short
To become an expert at meditat...
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.#joke #short
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"I do listen to your prayers. I'm just not interested in the game." -- God
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When Nelson defeated Napoleon,...
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.#joke #short
There's a famous public ...
There's a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It's called T & A Men Square.#joke #short
Archeologist
How do you embarrass an archeologist?Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Shhhh!
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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Sasquatch has high net...
Sasquatch has high net swarth.#joke #short
My Super Ex-Wife
My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences.
She thought she was God.
I disagreed.
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member mytmouse57
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Men's jockstraps can be ...
Men's jockstraps can be purchased at a nardwear store.#joke #short
Yo Mamma is so fat she...
Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!#joke #short
Ireland's worst air disas...
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred this morning!!A two seater plane crashed into a cemetery . Irish search and rescue have recovered 1,765 bodies so far and expect the numbers to climb!!
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NED: It's raining spider...
NED: It's raining spiders!ED: Oh no.
NED: It's a tarantula downpour!
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A male strip club is a real do...
A male strip club is a real dong show.#joke #short
Officer to driver going the wr...
Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street, "And where do you think you are going?"Driver: - "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is coming back."
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NED: I met a woman with water-...
NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
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Historical inaccuracies in a f...
Historical inaccuracies in a film remind me of that awful horror movie, Anachronda.#joke #short
Fishermen Meet
When Fishermen Meet
"Hiyamac"
"Lobuddy"
"Binearlong?"
"Coplours"
"Cetchenny?"
"Goddafew"
"Kindarthay?"
"Bassencarp"
"Ennysizetoom?"
"Couplapowns"
"Hittinhard?"
"Sordalike"
"Wachoosen?"
"Gobbawurms"
"Fishanonaboddum?"
"Rydononaboddum"
"Whatchadrinkin?"
"Jugajimbeam"
"Igoddago"
"Tubad"
"Seeyaroun"
"Yeahtakideezy"
"Guluck"
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FOR SALE BY OWNER
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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John asks: Why are you drinki...
John asks: Why are you drinking so much?Joe says: Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it.
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