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Short jokes - funny one liners (12201 to 12240)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 12201 to 12240. |
If the Afghan PM became a traf...
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?#joke #short
Loni Love: All the Holidays
I used to work in an office, and when I worked in an office, I celebrated all the holidays -- Cesar Chavez Day, Labor Day -- just to get a day off of work. It could be KKK Day -- Do I get a day off of work? #joke #short
The lion tamer led his young a...
The lion tamer led his young apprentice into the cage. “The first thing to remember,” said the older man, “is that if a lion jumps at you, throw something at it.”“And what do I do if there’s nothing to throw?”
The lion tamer said, “If a lion jumps at you __ there will be.”
Sex
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?Sex.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
#joke #short
I was wounded by a machine gun...
I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.#joke #short
With Danielle, then Earl, and ...
With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.#joke #short
A Sunday school teacher asked ...
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."#joke #short
Send in help...
A guy calls the hospital and a nurse answers the phone.
The guy said, "Send in help because my wife is going into labor."
The nurse said, "Is this her first child?"
The guy replied, "No, this is her husband."
#joke #short
Do race car drivers skip ro...
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?#joke #short
Jordan Rubin: Drunk Driving Test in Kentucky
They got all these new drunk driving tests, these sophisticated tests, breathalyzers. I got pulled over in deep rural, backwoods Kentucky. They dont have sophisticated tests for drunk driving there. They just pulled out a wallet-sized photo of Rosie ODonnell. Theyre like, Is she attractive?#joke #short
The teacher asked little Johnn...
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me.""Good. What comes after three?"
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a fine job. What comes after ten?"
"A jack."
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go."
#joke #short
The pumpkin farmer refused to ...
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.#joke #short
DO mathematicians enjoy ron...
DO mathematicians enjoy group sets?#joke #short
Stop The Drunk Driver
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.
He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"
The driver said, "You buyin'?"
#joke #short
I can't help but stare a...
I can't help but stare at large mansions, especially since my wife always tells me to watch my manors.#joke #short
I stand behind every car I sel...
I stand behind every car I sell said the previously owned sales rep.I help push it!
#joke #short
Whitney Cummings: All Balls
Why do all balls look like theyre 150 years old?#joke #short
One inch penis
What do you call a guy with a one inch penis?Justin.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
#joke #short
The story about the boy who ha...
The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.#joke #short
Whitney Cummings: On David Hasselhoff
From the Roast of David Hasselhoff: David Hasselhoffs d**k is like a Polaroid picture: nobody uses it anymore and shaking it does not make it appear faster.#joke #short
The chef fired the waiter for ...
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d'oeuvres.#joke #short
