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Short jokes - funny one liners (13241 to 13280)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 13241 to 13280. |
Guys and Dolls
Two drunk guys try to pick up some girls. The girls take the drunk guys home, slip blowup dolls into their beds and leave.The next morning, the one guy tells the other guy, I think my girl was a witch! When I bit her on the tit, she hissed and flew away.
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The young couple is on their h...
The young couple is on their honeymoon. After a few hours of exhausting great sex he says, "Now you won't see me for a while.""We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where do you think you're going?"
"Nowhere, Sweetie," he says. "Please turn over."
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They say first year university...
They say first year university is difficult, but students actually sophomore in their second year.#joke #short
An elementary school teac...
An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment:
Duh ... shouldn't that be: "poll" the class, unless she was making a point ... WITH A POINTED STICK!
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Do people in castles suffer fr...
Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?#joke #short
Q: Why was the computer so col...
Q: Why was the computer so cold?A: Because it forgot to shut its window
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There was a sign at a strip cl...
There was a sign at a strip club indicating the cost for a lapdance, but it was per loined.#joke #short
Q: Why was the math book sad...
Q: Why was the math book sadA: Because it had too many problems
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Handbag thiefs require great <...
Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.#joke #short
Programmers and Light Bulb
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?None, thats a hardware problem.
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Guy: Is you dad still in jail?...
Guy: Is you dad still in jail?Girl: For what?
Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes!
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Trying to kill a vampire? Don&...
Trying to kill a vampire? Don't make a miss stake!#joke #short
Eastern Europeans may be poor ...
Eastern Europeans may be poor in general, but they throw very Slavish parties nonetheless.#joke #short
In Sunday school little Kathy ...
In Sunday school little Kathy was drawing a Nativity picture…. There were Mary and Joseph, shepherds and wise men.“What’s that in the corner Kathy?†asked the teacher.
“That’s their TV, of course,†replied Kathy.
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Tickets
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."
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Bad breath
Your breath's so stinky, I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilet paper!Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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Teacher: Why do we sometimes ...
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?Peter: Because they had so many knights.
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Bar Jar
A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it.. He approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?'#joke #short #walksintoabar
Light Bulb
How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb?#joke #short
Superman and Batman
Superman once wrote on the wall: Batman is a wimp. The next day Batman wrote: Superman is Clark Kent.#joke #short
A man being interviewed for a ...
A man being interviewed for a job was asked his name.My name is Morris M. Morris he replied.
What does the M stand for?
Nothing he replied they just stuck it in to break the monotony.
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