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Short jokes - funny one liners (2521 to 2560)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 2521 to 2560. |
Sister's Graduation
Me: My sister graduated from college. I wish you could have been there. She wore a cap and nightgown.
Bob: A nightgown?
Me: Yeah. She went to night school.
How do you locate a Greek rest
How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.Do souls in the underworld dia
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba'al Hellephone?He Finally Finished
Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity...
It’s about time!
Hear that the Walrus is posing for Playboy? She's a real pinniped girl! #joke #short
Hear about the paleontologist
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.I dreamed I was an amputee. I
I dreamed I was an amputee. I don't know how those no shins got in my head.A Child Of Five
"Come on now, a child of five could understand this!"
"I'll tell you what, why don't you go fetch me a child of five!"
“Luke Skywalker did a
“Luke Skywalker did a lot of fighting on the breakwater. After all, he was a jetty knight.”
Never tip over another manR
Never tip over another man's portapottie. That's dirty poo hole.“In a lesser known se
“In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarians wolves. It is called 'Kale of the Wild.'”
With the iPad, the sun is sett
With the iPad, the sun is setting on dusktop computing.The World Is Dumb
Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?
Luckily I’m in the other 5%!
Are most cabbies dangerous dri
Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing's certain but death in taxis.
People aren't happy with
People aren't happy with music DRM laws against CD ripping and burning. There is a lot of disc content.Did Henry Ford usher in the
Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?What Did You Do?
Aviator: First one wing came off and then the other.
Listener: What did you do?
Aviator: I grabbed a drumstick and had a second helping.
“When the drug dealer
“When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody.”
I come from a village of mapma
I come from a village of mapmakers. When I left home my parents said ‘Son, never forget your routes.'
“As I think you know,
“As I think you know, Pi is an irrational number. So far, all efforts to calm it down have failed.”
Mummy and Daddy
Son to Dad: "What's the difference between an Egyptian mummy and our mummy?"
Dad to Son: It's simple son. When we see an Egyptian mummy, you get fear. But when we see your mummy, then I get fear!"
Hear about the Scottish dwarf
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?Only old people watch the r
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.My Wife's Attention
I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.
Old Enough
The other day I got carded at the liquor store. While I was taking out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out.
The clerk shook his head and said, “Never mind,” and rang me up.
