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“Whenever I feel with
“Whenever I feel withdrawn, I call my bank to deposit my loose change.”
Yo momma so fat when she t
Yo momma so fat when she trips in California, she lands in The Philippines
It Runs On Water
Fred: I’ve invented a truck that runs on water.
Ed: Why does it have such huge balloon tires?
Fred: So it can run on water.
The Mime Next Door
I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me.
To get even I played a blank CD over and over.
That drove him crazy.
Grandpa's 1968 Corvette
Grandpa: They say a man’s car is a reflection of himself.
Granddaughter: I see what you mean Grandpa; sometimes your car doesn’t want to start in the morning, and when it does start it sputters and back fires before it gets going.
Grandpa: Hey…
What should you give a ghost f
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?Three in a Tornado
A Wiccan, a Christian, and an atheist are walking casually down a street, talking amongst themselves in a friendly manner when they spot a tornado headed straight for them.The Wiccan outstretches her arms to the sky and says frantically, "O Lord and Lady!"The Christian falls hard to his knees, "O Jesus help me, Jesus be with me!"The atheist turns and grabs ahold of the nearest tree, and says, "Oh nooooooo!"Adam, a fresh Navy recruit, was eager on his first day...
Adam, a fresh Navy recruit, was eager on his first day aboard the submarine. He reported to the officer, who sized him up and gave his first order."Adam, I need you to stand by the periscope entry and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch it. Understand?"
"Yes, sir!" Adam responded and stood at his post. Fifteen minutes later, the officer returned.
"Adam, I’m reassigning you. Head to the mess hall and start washing dishes."
Without hesitation, Adam complied, scrubbing away at the sink. But after washing only a few dishes, the officer appeared again.
"Adam, change of plans. You're needed in the supply room. Make sure everything’s secured in case of rough waters."
Again, Adam followed the order and made his way to the supply room. Inside, he found another crewman stacking boxes. Adam, a bit frustrated, spoke up.
"Hey, is it normal to keep getting shuffled around like this? I’ve been reassigned three times already, and it’s only been 15 minutes!"
The crewman chuckled and said, "Welcome to the sub, Adam. This place is full of reposts."
Hand-Me-Downs
Joe: When I would wear my hand-me-downs to school, all the boys would make fun of me.
Moe: What did you do?
Joe: I hit them over the head with my purse.
Knock Knock Collection 026
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bitter Bianca!
Bitter Bianca who?
Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bjorn!
Bjorn who?
Bjorn Free!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bo!
Bo who?
Bo Geste!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolivia!
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bologna!
Bologna who?
Bologna & cheese!
