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The best jokes (18691 to 18705)

The best jokes rated by site visitors. Top rated jokes. These are the best jokes rated 18691 to 18705. NOTE jokes sometimes might seem not to be in order. Due to better performance joke top list is refreshed only once daily.

“A water chess nut lo

“A water chess nut loves to play chess aboard ships.”

#joke #short
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“Midwife is the secon

“Midwife is the second wife of three.”

#joke #short
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SLIDESHOW #38 - Funny Photo Slideshow

Whenever we enter a street mar

Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
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When I

When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That's something I'll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
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Curious George

One day the zookeeper noticed that the monkey was reading two books--the Bible and Darwin's "The Origin of Species."
In surprise, he asked the monkey, "Why are you reading both those books?"
"Well," said the monkey, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

#joke #short #animal #monkey
Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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I just need to make it

I just need to make it to 34 and I’ve beaten Jesus at living.

Sarah Millican (May 29 1975-)

Picture: BBC

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Hand picked jokes - Daily Jokes hand picked from various locations
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 Knock Knock Collection 165


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinatra!
Sinatra who?
Sinatra be a law!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sizzle!
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sofia!
Sofia who?
Sofia me, I'm hungry!

#joke #food #hungry
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“I saw this bloke wal

“I saw this bloke walking into court and he was carrying a large box, 10 minutes later he came out, it was a briefcase.”

#joke #short
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Emily Heller: Homeless Guy

A homeless guy asked me for a dollar the other day. And I was like, 'A dollar? How about 76 cents? Because that's how much a lady hobo would make doing the same job.'
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
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“Mischievous lambs po...

“Mischievous lambs post their videos on Ewe Tube.”

#joke #short #animal #lamb
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky...

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #animal #chicken
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
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Rating: 1.8/10 (64)

Blonde Fired from the M&M Factory

Q: Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

A: She was throwing away the W's & E's

Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
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Every time a bell rings Chuck ...

Every time a bell rings Chuck Norris kills a bear.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
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Rating: 1.8/10 (58)

In the X-Men movies, none of t...

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.13/10

Rating: 2.1/10 (8)

Bloopers from Sunday School Students

  • Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
  • Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.
  • The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
  • The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

    #joke #short #fruit #apple #food #bread
    • Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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    Rating: 2.1/10 (8)

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