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Few Kids Jokes
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
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Q: Why A snail painted an S on the top of his car?
A: So people would say “Look at that S car go!”
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Knock knock! Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh--MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moo-vies!
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“Why was one copier m
“Why was one copier mad at the other? Because it found out the other was two tonering it.”
Why should you just defecate i
Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?Soviet cannibals preferred din
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.Piercing Jokes
June 28th is International Body Piercing Day! Find joke about it!
A man walked into a bar... and a table... and a chair.
Because he had so many piercings in his face he could hardly see where he was going!
How did the blind woman pierce her ear?
Answering the stapler.
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
What do you call an actor that can put a hole in anything?
Pierce Brosnan.
How much do pirates charge to pierce someone's ears?
A buck an ear.
Why do blondes pierce their Belly Button?
Somewhere to hang the air freshener.
#internationalbodypiercingday #piercingday
“I wanted to buy my w
“I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.”
Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter
10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments." 9. You look really, really good in yellow. 8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge. 7. You figure any Holiday that starts with a "Good Friday" can't be all bad. 6. You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies. 5. It's a good time to check out your neighborhood church and not be noticed. 4. You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too insecure to wear it without a reason. 3. Even though you don't know what it is, you really like the sound of going to a "Passion Play." 2. You figured since Jesus went to all THAT trouble to make it to the first Easter, you'd give it a shot. 1. As a Christian you celebrate the resurrection every other day, why not Easter too? From EasterHumor.comKnock Knock Collection 100
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Janet!
Janet who!
Janet'or in a drum!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Japan!
Japan who!
Japan is too hot, ouch!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaws!
Jaws who?
Jaws truly!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius - you just don't recognise it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jennymen prefer blondes!
Sherlock Holmes novels are sex
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.Mommy Mommy 02
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?
Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!
Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!
Shut up and get in the oven!
Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....
A little girl and her dog are...
A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.
The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."
"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."
"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."
"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."
Good To Be American
Top ten reasosn why it's great to be American
- You can have a woman president without electing her
- You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
- You can call Budweiser beer
- You can be a crook and still be president
- If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything
- If you can breathe you can get a gun
- You can invent a new public holiday every year
- You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
- You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"
- You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
- You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.
“The rock climber was
“The rock climber was much boulder than his wife and decided to climb the world's tallest mountain. When asked what she was going to do with him gone so long, she responded, 'Alpine for his return and climb the walls with boredom.'”
