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Jokes to celebrate Weed Appreciation Day
Today is National Weed Appreciation Day in USA! Appreciate your Weed!
Why did the dandelion become a motivational speaker?
Because it wanted to teach everyone how to turn their weeds into wishes!
Why was the clover invited to the garden party?
Because it was a popu-lawn guest!
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High maintenance
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn't want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
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Answering Machine Message 233
(Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions. But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder... pa-a-a-a!
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The Engineering Pilot
Why did the Engineering grad became a pilot?
In order to "land" himself a job!
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Not Welcomed
An infectious disease walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.”
The infectious disease says, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”
#joke #short #walksintoabar
The Portland undertaker'
The Portland undertaker's society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.#joke #short
