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Do souls in the underworld dia
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba'al Hellephone?#joke #short
“The orthopedist went
“The orthopedist went back to school to bone up on new surgical techniques.”
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What did the founder of Starbu
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?#joke #short
“Why are so many prod
“Why are so many produce farmers optimists? They take life kumquat may!”
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“The drunk didn't mi
“The drunk didn't mingle at the party. He just sot in the corner.”
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Answering Machine Message 253
You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment. However, your name and number can be left at the tone and a representative will gladly contact you shortly to arrange for your assimilation into the new order. Long groblint the ultimate blenstron.
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Ducks can be interesting. They
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.#joke #short
Puns about landmine mishaps ca
Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.#joke #short
A salesman, and engineer, and
A salesman, and engineer, and a technician are driving in a car when, just outside of town, they get a flat tire. The three of them get out of the car and scratch their heads.The salesman says, "Maybe I should walk into town and get us a new tire. I know that I can bargain with the man at the parts store and get us a great deal."
The engineer stops him, saying, "No, before you do that, we'll have to do some computations, figuring the grade of the road, the asphalt temperature, and the average rate of speed we will be traveling to know what kind of tire you should buy."
The technician laughs and shakes his head. "No, no, no! What's wrong with you guys? We have a spare tire in the trunk - now all we have to do is start swapping tires until we find the flat one!"
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Don't open any letters f
Don't open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.#joke #short
Did Tom get custody? N
Did Tom get custody? No Suri.#joke #short
The situation in Egypt is tota
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.#joke #short
