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You'll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle.Don't mess with a fat ba
Don't mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.Massive Ball Of Hair
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
December 18, 1992
Three maintenance workers in Alexandria, Ind., fixed a massive street-flooding problem in October when they pulled a 200-pound hairball from a manhole. Said one of the men, "We thought we had a goat."
“The Board of Directo
“The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement!”
Answering Machine Message 223
(Noble, aristocratic voice:) Yes, one million dollars could be yours, IF you leave your name, telephone number, and the reason WHY you want to join the ranks of The Rich and Famous! If this is Ross Perot, Bill Gates, or Michael Jordan, just leave your VISA number and expiration date, and we will definitely get back to you!
Chinese Business Trip
A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if this does not work?'
The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.
He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refused to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.
The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'
The newly rich couple were hav
The newly rich couple were having trouble adjusting to life in their mansion. After the first dinner there, the husband asked his wife, "Shall we have coffee in the library?""Too late," she replied. "The library closes at five."
I want to adopt a kid. The pro
I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.Surfing while middle-aged requ...
Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude. “I have a difficult t
“I have a difficult time discerning fine jewelry. I guess I've been out of the loupe too long.”
