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Baby Maybe
Saleswoman: "When this baby doll is put to bed, it goes to sleep just like a real baby."
Mrs. Williams: "Whoever made it didn't know much about real babies."
After a hard day's work,
After a hard day's work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.Photographic Memory
Everyone has a photographic memory...
Some just still keep it on film...
And they never develop it.
The talking cockatiel
The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.His Favorite Is Luke Skywalker
My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character.
You should've seen the Luke on his face!
New 2023 Thanksgiving jokes
What kind of dessert sticks to the wall?
Pie-der Man!
What do you call roasted vegetables that run from the kitchen to the table?
Hustle Sprouts!
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If the Mayflower brought the Pilgrims, what brought their dogs?
The Collie-flower!
What do you call the ghost of a turkey?
A poultry-geist!
Why are turkeys always grumbling?
They’re in a fowl mood!
Has this meat juice been listening to Joe Rogan?
It’s so baste!
How did the turkey get to Thanksgiving?
He rode the gravy train!
Why did the turkey’s dad make him eat nothing but stale bread?
To stuffin’ him up!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
He was trying to convince people he was a chicken!
These used to be plain old cranberries. Now, they’re a flying sauce-er!
(throw cranberry sauce across the room)
Boy I'm Glad To See You
A hunter lost his bearings and wandered around the forest in a daze. Suddenly, he spotted another man. Dropping his rifle, he threw his arms around the other's neck and screamed, "Boy am I glad to see you! I've been lost in these woods for three days!"
"Restrain yourself," cautioned the other sadly, "I've been lost here for a week."
That's Impossible
Drunkard #1: I will become the chief prime minister tomorrow!
Drunkard #2: That's impossible... I haven't resigned yet.