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“The mass murderer wa...
“The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.”
“The soprano was very...
“The soprano was very optimistic and always left her friends on a high note.”
When Alexander Bell invented t...
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.Scary Collection 04
A ghost joke
This woman wanted to marry a ghost.
I don't know what possessed her!
A witch joke
Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She's forecasting sunny spells!
A cannibal joke
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
A witch joke
How do witches tell the time?
By looking at their witch watches!
A vampire joke
What was the Californian vampire hippy like?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul!
A witch joke
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch!
A Halloween joke
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
It was for "tick or tweet"!
One Liners
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
What is the definition of a shame?
A busload of lawyers going off a cliff.
What is the definition of a crying shame?
An empty seat on the bus.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery.
Blind man and his dog...
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.
Having watched what happened, a bystander said, "Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!"
"I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt."
Short funny jokes-Dizzy
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Insults 1
Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to
hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years
old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
Loose Potatoes
If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
“Textile workers who ...
“Textile workers who lived at the manufacturing site in fabricated dwellings were closely knitted.”
600 Story Hotel
Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
Why did the blonde t
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.Helisoft
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
