Farm Jokes 08
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail!
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moo-vies!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk!
Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
Because he was a little gobbler!
Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck!
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
Pig's tie!
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar!
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!
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