25 Running Jokes - to celebrate Global Running Day
Every year on the first Wednesday in June, people across the U.S. participate in Global Running Day. Celebrate the occasion with some running jokes to keep the fun in your run!
Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint?
He kept changing tracks.
How did the Robot break the 400m world record?
There was short circuit!
How did the barber win the race?
He took a shortcut.
Why did the marathoner constantly play a prank on his team mate?
Because it was a running joke.
Why do runners go jogging early in the morning?
They want to finish before their brain figures out what they are doing.
How do you know your a dedicated runner?
When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.
What do you call a free treadmill?
OUTSIDE!
What’s a sprinter’s favourite takeaway?
McDonald’s.
They love fast food!
What do a dentist and a track coach have in common?
They both use drills!
Why are the President and Vice President so fit?
Because they are running mates.
Where did the Helsinki Marathon end?
At the Finnish line.
Why shouldn't runners use a treadmill?
It'll get them nowhere!
Why did no one think Cinderella was a serious athlete?
Because everybody knew her coach was a pumpkin.
Why don’t sprinters have long careers?
Because they’re only good in the short run.
What does a runner lose after winning a race?
Their breath!
Why did the orange stop running?
It ran out of juice.
What do you call a half-marathoner?
Half crazy.
What do you call a steep hill that runners love to race up?
The psycho-path.
Why happened to the tomato that fell behind in the race?
It had to ketchup.
What happens when you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
What do you get when you jog behind a car?
Exhausted!
Why don’t they allow animals in the marathon?
Because they aren’t part of the human race.
What do sprinters snack on before the race?
Nothing, they fast!
The snowman had to give up running eventually.
He just couldn’t warm up.
The long-distance runner had a real fear of speed bumps on the road.
He’s slowly getting over it.
Why makes this Joke funny?
- Why did the DJ get disqualified ... "Tracks" refers to both running lanes and music tracks. The DJ kept "changing tracks" instead of sticking to his lane.
- How did the Robot break ... A "short circuit" in electrical terms causes things to happen quickly, and it`s a play on "short" (quick) and "circuit" (running track).
- How did the barber win ... A "shortcut" means both a quicker route and a barber`s tool (cutting hair).
- Why did the marathoner constantly ... "Running joke" means a recurring joke and relates to the context of marathon running.
- Why do runners go jogging early ... This plays on the idea that running is so tough that if you fully realized it, you might not start.
- How do you know your a dedicated ... This joke exaggerates dedication by suggesting you run more than you drive.
- What do you call a free ... Running outside doesn’t cost money, like using a treadmill.
- What’s a sprinter’s favourite ... "Fast food" is a play on both quick-service meals and the sprinter`s need for speed.
- What do a dentist and a ... "Drills" refers to dental procedures and training exercises.
- Why are the President and Vice President ... "Running mates" refers to political candidates and literally to people who run together.
- Where did the Helsinki Marathon ... "Finnish line" is a pun on "finish line" and Finland’s name.
- Why shouldn`t runners use a ... A treadmill lets you run in place, going nowhere literally.
- Why did no one think Cinderella ... Cinderella’s coach (carriage) was literally a pumpkin, not an athletic trainer.
- Why don’t sprinters have long ... "Short run" refers to short-distance running and limited career longevity.
- What does a runner lose after ... Winning a race often leaves one breathless from the exertion.
- Why did the orange stop ... "Juice" refers to both energy and orange juice.
- What do you call a half ... Running a long race like a half-marathon seems extreme, hence "half crazy."
- What do you call a steep ... A "psycho-path" is a pun on "psychopath" and a challenging running route.
- What happened to the tomato that ... "Ketchup" joke is a play on "catch up," referring to a tomato product and lagging behind.
- What happens when you run in ... "Tired" is a pun on becoming fatigued and being hit by car tires.
- What do you get when you jog ... "Exhausted" refers to being very tired and the car`s exhaust fumes.
- Why don’t they allow animals in ... "Human race" refers to both the sp
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