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A new supermarket opened near

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automaticwater mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goeson, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell offresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing andexperience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck andcackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma ofbacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh butteredcorn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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