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Monday is better when it starts with new Jokes

If "tomb" is pronounced "toom", "womb" is pronounced "woom" then shouldn't...
"bomb" be pronounced "BOOM".

I asked a pretty, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

When you go to church in the morning you say, "Amen."

Cunninghams Law - "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".
But what is of Cole’s Law?
It’s thinly slice cabbage and mayo.

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism.
It's a light sentence.

Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
For hispanic attacks.

NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to all the aliens…
They are calling it Apollo G!

It was a bleak day when we heard about the explosion down at the animal shelter…
It was raining cats and dogs!

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